our laws – revered and frenziedly invoked by the xenophobes against minorities – unless they themselves are at the receiving end of an arrest warrant and a court appearance. Then the judge, magistrates, lawyers, court staff etc become Commie (see Commie) faggots (see faggots).

our land –  the patriot loves the land even though by legal title it belongs to the British monarch, her heirs and successors, except for certain areas which have been reluctantly handed back to the people who really do own the land, and even when the only contact the patriot has with the native soil is when some effort with the lawnmower is required to remove three months of grass and weeds…unless someone else can be made to do it (see women)

our police – also revered and invoked by the xenophobes against minorities – until a copper pulls the xenophobe up for speeding or they fail the RBT. Then “our police” become the “fukn pigs”.

elite – Favourite insult of wealthy tabloid writers/shock jocks and their not-so-wealthy followers. Anyone who made it past Year 8 at school and who writes grammatical English, is tolerant of other cultures and who abhors mindless populism appealing to the lowest common denominator.

our culture – see Australian way of life. Undefineable by the best minds in the country, seriously lacking in references to art, music and literature and almost exclusively a male concern (see women)

legitimate concerns – the latest bunch of groundless fears emanating from spam e mails, shock jocks, Internet rumours and the paranoia of xenophobes.

Southern Cross – the constellation Crux which can be seen throughout the Southern Hemisphere but which in the mind of patriots is exclusive to Straya (see patriot). Needless to say it still adorns the white spotty corpus and over-modified gas guzzler of the Troo Patriot.

freedom of speech – a concept which belongs solely to the xenophobe for the expression of xenophobia. Anyone else who points out the irony and inconsistency is immediately labelled an elite (see elite), Commie (see Commie) faggot (see faggot)

women – a prized possession of the male when it comes to stoushes with other groups (‘our women’). Ranks somewhere near the pet Staffy in estimation. Main job is to produce white babies, keep up the beer supply and wear as little as possible.

patriots – people who say they love Straya but don’t much like anyone living there who doesn’t look or act as they do. This includes the original inhabitants, though when convenient for the patriot, can be dragged out to reinforce their xenophobia (see Indigenous people)

patriotism – love of country – as long as it is confined to the deeds of white people and its history doesn’t reach back further than 1788.

white pride– being proud of a genetic tendency to melanoma

multicultural – anyone who doesn’t drink VB or eat foreign food (unless of course it is from a franchise) Also see Commie feminist faggot.

Indigenous people – the group xenophobes pretend to like/have sympathy for but who become the target if there is no one else around.  Xenophobes love to claim (distant) Aboriginal ancestry, as long as it does not exclude the patriot from the ranks of white supremacists (see Aborigines).

Aborigines – people whom the xenophobes have as friends until it is their turn to get bashed (see Indigenous people)

Australian Way of Life – An indefinable concept with vague parameters which seems to consist of mutterings of “a fair go” from a bunch of xenophobes. When you can actually extract a description it generally excludes anyone who isn’t white, male or is/was Christian.

nationalist – a xenophobe who wants to pretend he is  Garibaldi (see patriot)… oh wait, Garibaldi was a wog (see wog)

patriot – a xenophobe who loves his whites-only fantasy land Straya (see nationalist)

protectionist – a xenophobe who wants people to fuck off cos we’re full – unless they’re white

white power – a neo-Nazi who uses a  marketing slogan to define himself. Can we look forward then to Finish to indicate their genocidal tendencies? Or Omo for their social policies?

white pride – being proud of a tendency to melanoma.

feminist – a woman who won’t date a xenophobe.

faggot – a man who won’t date a xenophobe.

Commies – anyone who votes Labor or anything left of Labor. Or Malcolms Turnbull or Fraser for that matter.

NWO – the New World Order. Something which greatly excites and awes many patriots though they cannot explain it. It has something to do with the Spielberg Group and their dastardly movies. Or a shopping list for Coles. Or something.

Straya – a mythical land of melanin-deficient patriots (see patriot) who dwell on a fantasy past where everyone had a job, the bread was white along with the picket fences and there was no poverty (despite the Depression), no inequality (and those damn women were In The Kitchen) and people learnt good stuff at school (like saluting the flag and singing songs to the English monarch)

uni student – anyone who can spell and write (see elite). In Straya uni students live perpetually on Centrelink and do not wash. Unfortunately for the bigot, the vicissitudes of life necessitate that from time to time the bigot must tear himself away from Stormfront, conspiracy websites and Asian porn and attend the doctor, the dentist and the accountant. If the bigot receives the unwelcome attention of the law for enforcing his/her freedom of speech on the persons or the possessions of his/her opponent, then they will also need a lawyer. All of whom have been uni students at some stage (see elite Commie faggots)

Tough luck!

wog – an old pejorative term used to abuse immigrants of mainly Southern European/Mediterranean background. However those rascally wogs have taken the term and made it their own which means that it can no longer be used by the patriot to Keep Them in their Place. Sometimes life is so unfair. But fortunately there are newer arrivals to engage and exhaust the vocabulary resources of the patriot.

Islam – an ancient religion which is current Phobia of the Month with xenophobes, replacing long-time contender Judaism (for now).

Asians – undifferentiated vaguely threatening population which is going to Take Over Our Country. That is, when the xenophobes return from their holidays in Bali and Phuket, which aren’t really Asia are they?